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Quick update while I watch Riverdale, how have I only been working two days?? Each one feels like an eternity??? Whatever, onwards, I have Rampage to look forward to tomorrow night, and I think I'm going to see Don't Breathe 2: Hopefully This Isn't Actually About a Sex Criminal Antihero after work on Saturday, Sundays are quiet, and then I'll be in the home stretch. I got this, I always do.

Love that super blatant Smart Food popcorn product placement while Betty's undercover as a trucker, truckers love popcorn right?

Apparently the dog has spent the last 24 hours vomiting everywhere after breaking into and devouring the entire contents of the garbage, so I'm... kinda glad I didn't get around to washing the floors like I meant to on my week off. Feels like it kinda woulda been a waste, since I guess I'll be doing it shortly anyway! My mom does her best, but her best is... not super clean.

Oh no, Dodger Dickinson stole Veronica's Ethiopian blue opal! This show is so much better now that they're not trying to pretend it's a bunch of high schoolers doing all this ridiculous shit.

Eating better, but the week is young. Should I make noodles? I think I'm gonna make noodles.

Wait, it wasn't just mushrooms Jughead took, but mAPLE MUSHROOMS???

Why is my brother sending me money. What does he want. At least as long as I'm the only person in this house with any credit, everyone will continue to rely on me for SOMETHING. This is a good thing, since I'm now the only one who doesn't drive and have places to beeeeee~

SHE KEEPS HIS SKELETON IN A VELVET-LINED BOX WHAT IS THIS CGI PARROT OH MY GOD aw fuck random musical number this show really is back huh

Dynamite (08.11.2021)

Was weirdly hungry this morning? It seems to have subsided somewhat, which is good, because it's almost lunchtime and all I have is my usual shitty noodles (I ordered a burrito yesterday and it was COLD and they didn't even have shrimp, I deserved that), I need to not want to eat the moon. I need to be saving my money for the things that CHEW the food right now!

Dear people who make a show of standing there and reading through the entire document before paying your bill: all you are doing is exposing yourself as a moron and wasting both of our time, since the people who actually know what the fuck they're looking at don't spent an eternity on every fucking page, because they know that most of them say nothing of substance or about anything that was done to their vehicle. Talk to your goddamn service advisor if you need help understanding what you're looking at, you clearly have no fucking clue and there is no shame in that but there is tremendous shame in standing there like a jackass and making me do the same, either sign it or gtfo of my face.

wrestle wrestle? wrestle wrestle.

( AEW Dynamite #97 )