[008] [273] [323] Gratuitous violence
Feb. 8th, 2014 03:32 amSo tired I can barely keep my eyes open, but I'm picking away at tags and putting up a poll because... well, because there's speed skating in an hour. THIS IS HOW IT BEGINS. OLYMPICSSSSSSSSSS. Canada made it onto the first medal podium of the games a couple hours ago, and now I'm hooked. I'm watching cross-country skiing, for god's sake. Pathetic.
Yesterday's sparsely-voted poll ended in a tie, so it's up to a coin flip to decide what to do! Looks like we're turning tail and running away, lest we be bested by yet another set of 2spooky paintings.
The door opens into a short corridor which ends several metres ahead at another sturdy door. You listen but hear nothing. You try the handle, it turns, and you enter the room. As you look around you hear a loud cry from behind you and swing round to see a wild man leaping towards you wielding a large battle axe. He is a mad BARBARIAN and you must fight him!
BARBARIAN (Skill 7, Stamina 6)
Fight! There's another option to escape through a door in the south wall here, but you guys don't need it. Not like you did for those paintings, brrrrr. Barbarian: Defeated.
A search of the room reveals nothing of any value, although an old box in the corner contains a wooden mallet and five short stumps of wood, sharpened at one end. You may take these if you wish, and can now leave through the door in the south wall.
You follow a passage, and after a few metres you reach a three-way junction.
ETA: I take it back, cross-country skiing is badass. You just don't see athletes fucking COLLAPSE EN MASSE like that at the end of other events.
Yesterday's sparsely-voted poll ended in a tie, so it's up to a coin flip to decide what to do! Looks like we're turning tail and running away, lest we be bested by yet another set of 2spooky paintings.
The door opens into a short corridor which ends several metres ahead at another sturdy door. You listen but hear nothing. You try the handle, it turns, and you enter the room. As you look around you hear a loud cry from behind you and swing round to see a wild man leaping towards you wielding a large battle axe. He is a mad BARBARIAN and you must fight him!
BARBARIAN (Skill 7, Stamina 6)
Fight! There's another option to escape through a door in the south wall here, but you guys don't need it. Not like you did for those paintings, brrrrr. Barbarian: Defeated.
A search of the room reveals nothing of any value, although an old box in the corner contains a wooden mallet and five short stumps of wood, sharpened at one end. You may take these if you wish, and can now leave through the door in the south wall.
You follow a passage, and after a few metres you reach a three-way junction.
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ETA: I take it back, cross-country skiing is badass. You just don't see athletes fucking COLLAPSE EN MASSE like that at the end of other events.
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