[291] Chatty Cathy

Oof. It's not even eleven o'clock yet, how am I feeling so drained? I think I may have to call in sick to work just so I can keep getting ready for the arrival of my aunts from Edmonton in a few hours, because even when the exhaustion of Christmas is over, IT AIN'T OVER.

Here is the theme to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air told in iambic pentameter.

The alien is quite a talkative creature and tells you that you are on the planet Cliba. On the surface of the planet there are many villages of similar creatures. Their stage of cultural development seems to approximate that of the Middle Ages on Earth. They are an agricultural race; the weather on the planet used to be excellent but bad weather has ruined their crops for several seasons. The weather is controlled by someone they refer to as the 'Rain Lord', who lives in a fortified castle, two hours' journey from their village. The Rain Lord is, they believe, punishing them with this bad weather. As the crops have been failing, the village has been hit by famine and disease.

Poll #12427

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Have your Medical Officer offer to see what can be done for the sick.
3 (60.0%)

Ask them whether they have any knowledge of astronomy.
1 (20.0%)

Offer to try to contact the Rain Lord.
1 (20.0%)