re: Invitations

Man, I feel like shit today. Not even sure why, just woke up crazy thirsty and it's all been downhill from there, running perpetually late (really thought I was gonna lose ten minutes from clocking in too late today but JUST made it by the skin of my teeth (what a gross saying)) and unable to stop the misery creep. Have gained enough weight back now that, combined with my usual pre-period bloat, all my clothes feel like sausage casings I have been unpleasantly squeezed into. Feels bad!

I should have known something was up last night, when after taking a bath, I decided the best use of my time was watching Phantasm III.

At least it's Sunday. Nobody had better bother me so I can have this nice quiet chill session where I just listen to podcasts and fuck with Notion for twelve hours in a big, empty dealership to get myself ready for my last two days of ACTUAL work.

5. When was the last time you were invited to go out?

My very-annoying-but-very-sweet Croatian (?) coworker asked me to go see Dr. Strange with her, but I had already gotten my tickets by then, womp womp. CAN'T WAIT ON THAT SHIT.

Whyyyyyy does everyone's last name start with M today? I ONLY HAVE TWO HOOKS PER LETTER, MY M HOOKS ARE OVERFLOWING.

I did find a metal coat hanger in a drawer here for some reason. Maybe I'll try that dumb viral thing to cheer myself up.