re: Cartoon marriage
May. 19th, 2022 09:41 amOkay, I've spent a day pouting and whining with my booboo face on, time to start figuring out how to make this bullshit inefficient garbage system work for me and my customers. In between long stints of constructing in-depth visual databases of everything I've ever watched, of course. I don't owe these people shit.
Dynamite last night was a lot of fun, and I really needed the catharsis of it all to help me unwind. Wardlow no-selling the lashes, making Cody look like a little bitch two years after the fact, you (I) love to see it! Mox's wives are fighting, oh no! And I think I actually prefer it when the jokers in tournaments like this are quirky, unexpected picks (ITOH-CHAN!! Like of COURSE if you're gonna ask TJPW to make Yuka available, why WOULDN'T you try to get Maki, too?) instead of one of the big hot free agents that everyone is talking about. Johnny Elite (lol) when everyone was expecting Johnny Gargano is just way more fun to me?? Still need Candice LeRae to show up ASAP though. Also haha Double or Nothing is gonna kill me!! That Hangman/Punk staredown? How pissed off and defensive and insecure Hangman is and how unflappable Punk is in the face of it and how that just makes it even WORSE (better)?? Aw geez! Aw man!
19. If you could marry a cartoon character, who would it be?
Oh, this got weird! Okay! Sure! Since I have no interest in marrying for love, I googled a list of the richest cartoon characters and went down it, eliminating prospects as I went (Scrooge McDuck: no thank you to bestiality/duck dicks are weird, Flintheart Glomgold: ibid, Mom from Futurama: very mean, Richie Rich: a child and definitely grows up to be into super weird shit and also the comics came first which is also probably true for Scrooge now that I think about it, Carter Pewterschmidt: would require me to think about Family Guy, Sir Topham Hatt: book character first) until running out, leaving only Mr. Burns, which uh oh! Smithers is gonna Single White Female me! I could have had half a British railway empire but for a technically, damn it! Hopefully he dies quickly so I can run off with the fat controller after all.
Alternately: Mouse from ReBoot.
Dynamite last night was a lot of fun, and I really needed the catharsis of it all to help me unwind. Wardlow no-selling the lashes, making Cody look like a little bitch two years after the fact, you (I) love to see it! Mox's wives are fighting, oh no! And I think I actually prefer it when the jokers in tournaments like this are quirky, unexpected picks (ITOH-CHAN!! Like of COURSE if you're gonna ask TJPW to make Yuka available, why WOULDN'T you try to get Maki, too?) instead of one of the big hot free agents that everyone is talking about. Johnny Elite (lol) when everyone was expecting Johnny Gargano is just way more fun to me?? Still need Candice LeRae to show up ASAP though. Also haha Double or Nothing is gonna kill me!! That Hangman/Punk staredown? How pissed off and defensive and insecure Hangman is and how unflappable Punk is in the face of it and how that just makes it even WORSE (better)?? Aw geez! Aw man!
19. If you could marry a cartoon character, who would it be?
Oh, this got weird! Okay! Sure! Since I have no interest in marrying for love, I googled a list of the richest cartoon characters and went down it, eliminating prospects as I went (Scrooge McDuck: no thank you to bestiality/duck dicks are weird, Flintheart Glomgold: ibid, Mom from Futurama: very mean, Richie Rich: a child and definitely grows up to be into super weird shit and also the comics came first which is also probably true for Scrooge now that I think about it, Carter Pewterschmidt: would require me to think about Family Guy, Sir Topham Hatt: book character first) until running out, leaving only Mr. Burns, which uh oh! Smithers is gonna Single White Female me! I could have had half a British railway empire but for a technically, damn it! Hopefully he dies quickly so I can run off with the fat controller after all.
Alternately: Mouse from ReBoot.
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