merridia: (Don't fucking cry.)
Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati ([personal profile] merridia) wrote2013-02-04 08:53 am
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[203] [373] Fake-out!

Spent my day off assembling furniture and watching The IT Crowd since I ran out of Archer. It was exactly as exciting as it sounds. Date guy is texting constantlyyyyyy, ugh chill out, dude. Only running moderately late today, catch y'all on the flipside!

As you start to speak the Goblin looks up and smiles. Then he starts to metamorphose before your eyes. He becomes taller and turns green. A large spiny tail extends from his back, his arms thicken and his hands grow sharp claws. His face distorts and becomes reptilian with red eyes, a wide mouth and dozens of razor-sharp teeth. He is not a Goblin but a SHAPE CHANGER, and you must fight him.

SHAPE CHANGER (SKILL 10, STAMINA 10)

First fight! It's actually a pretty tough one to start with and he takes a few chunks out of you, but you hack it out to the end.

You slump on to the log exhausted after your long battle. Sadly, the black rod was just part of the Shape Changer's illusion and it exists no more. However, you notice some violet mushrooms growing behind the log. They are unfamiliar to you but look tasty.

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Now what?

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Eat some of the mushrooms.
2 (25.0%)

Continue north.
6 (75.0%)

effseedee: (asm // don't dress like a car thief)

[personal profile] effseedee 2013-02-04 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess the lesson this game is trying to teach is DON'T HELP ANYONE EVER NICE GUYS FINISH STABBED
effseedee: (emma // :O)

[personal profile] effseedee 2013-02-04 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
also I'm so proud of us, look at us, not putting things in our mouth

(I bet this is the one time they turn out to have healing properties, could you flip to the relevant page and then let me know down the line once we get ourselves killed some other how)
ashkitty: a redhead and a couple black kitties (Default)

[personal profile] ashkitty 2013-02-05 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Pfft. Here I was all YAY WE CAN START EATING STUFF AGAIN.
effseedee: (x-men // madrox vs muppet)

[personal profile] effseedee 2013-02-05 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
we got a new gimmick, and it's being murdered for helping dudes out!
ashkitty: a redhead and a couple black kitties (Default)

[personal profile] ashkitty 2013-02-05 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
...true. That does seem to be our new thing.

[personal profile] b_radwick 2013-02-05 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
My new strategy is to do everything that is stupid. Because we suck at this.