[384] [400] The End

[merridia]

Before the Gonchong can withdraw its proboscis from the Lizard King, you slice through it with your sword. Both the Lizard King and the Gonchong are slain.

You throw the vile Gonchong over the wall and stand on the battlements in full view of your men. A cheer rises from below and you watch with satisfaction as they easily defeat the Lizard King's demoralized troops. The battle is over and victory is yours. The Elves, Dwarfs and men can now return to their homes on the mainland and the slave mines of Fire Island will close for ever. Mungo would have been proud of you.



SO. After many pointless polls, harrowing battles, and awful things put in your mouth, we have reached the end of our little adventure! I... honestly did not expect that to ever actually happen, so good job with not dying! I want to say thank you to everyone who voted even once, and an extra special thank you to those who were there through thick and thin from beginning to end with your snarky commentary, I've had a ridiculous amount of fun putting these stupid posts up every morning for the last two months.

Poll #10783

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Now because you've all been so patient...

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TICKY!!!!!!!
6 (66.7%)

Ticky ticky ticky~
4 (44.4%)

Thank god that's over with.
1 (11.1%)

Now where will I make all of my poor life decisions?
6 (66.7%)

I would be interested in further adventures.
8 (88.9%)

Eat the fungus.
8 (88.9%)

Comments

[girlalmighty]

HOW IN GOD'S NAME DID WE LIVE

R.I.P. MUNGO

[merridia]

LUCKY BASTARDS, THE LOT OF YOU :D

[not_acute]

omg my day feels so empty now.

I REQUIRE ANOTHER ADVENTURE

[merridia]

MAYHAPS THERE SHALL BE ANOTHER >_>

[ashkitty]

DOES THE NEXT ONE START TOMORROW?

Seriously my days will not be complete without this.

[merridia]

I don't know! There seems to be some demand for more adventure, so do not be surprised if another one happens shortly. ;D

[effseedee]

That image is the greatest reward we could ever have hoped for.

Okay, now, it's all over, in all honesty: How many times did you fudge the dice rolls so we survived?

[merridia]

Look, the dice fall off my bed a lot, it's a totally valid occurrence that could happen to anyone. >_>

That fucking slime sucker, man, I had to start that fight over like five goddamn times.

Also, you kind of retroactively swallowed your potion of fortune and ate a bunch of meals right before the pygmies stole all your stuff, HOW CONVENIENT

[effseedee]

That's just our luck, working tangibly through the universe to make them fall off the bed!

Clearly our character had the mystical power to travel backwards in time to do this stuff, like in Prince of Persia. Or the game-over yetis from Terry Pratchett's Thief of Time.