merridia: (Don't fucking cry.)
Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati ([personal profile] merridia) wrote2012-06-01 08:35 am

[193] [139] [095] [133] [218] [146] [291] I've got the same combination on my luggage!

Oh, fuck you guys. Oh, this goes so horribly. Only your unholy pact with the gods of the dice get you through these fights. I don't even want to know what you did to get them to go for you like this, I'm pretty sure it would scar me, some of these rolls were just unbelievable, like flipping a coin and having it land on its edge.

How the fuck is it June already?


The Hobgoblin stares at you dumbly and says, 'Yes, that's right, "What" is the password. You may cross.' He steps to the side and you walk quickly over the archway to the other side of the ravine.

Once again you head off south-east, walking over sand and rock. Riding towards you on a dinosaur-like steed is a heavily armoured reptilian. It is a mutant LIZARD MAN riding a STYRACOSAURUS. The Lizard Man urges his mount into a trot to attack you.

STYRACOSAURUS (Skill 11, Stamina 10)

Hardest fight yet. And that's saying something.

The mutant Lizard Man jumps off the dead Styracosaurus and lumbers over to you with his halberd outstretched.

MUTANT LIZARD MAN (Skill 9, Stamina 9)

Ha ha ha ha haaaaa oh my fucking god. How are you even still upright.

The mutant has a shield which you decide to take, as it is light yet strong. Add 1 SKILL point. The prison colony cannot be too far away and you waste no more time in setting off again.

Man, that would have been handy BEFORE the fucking brutal massacre that was those last two fights.

Your legs brush against a thorny bush, instantly drawing blood.

The bush has poison-tipped thorns. Lose 3 STAMINA points. You stagger on resolutely towards the prison colony.

Lying dead face-down in the scrub is a seaman, perhaps one of the crew of a pirate ship killed by the mutant Lizard Man. A monkey strains to escape from a chain held by the dead man's hand.

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Now what?

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Take the monkey with you.
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Just let it go and carry on walking.
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