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Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati ([personal profile] merridia) wrote2021-11-20 10:03 am
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Rampage (11.19.21)

Ordered breadsticks at like midnight because I'm an idiot and who needs sleep ever, right? Tonight I'm gonna go see Ghostbusters! I can sleep when I'm dead!

I know it's just because the area is lousy with foxes, but I followed a set of fresh tracks in the snow all the way from the main road right to the specific door I go through at work, like... what are you doing here, guy? How do we have the same commute?

Billy Gunn vs. Darby Allin: It's something that's easy to forget when he's mostly just wrestling a stream of Dark matches with his Ass Lads, but holy FUCK Billy is ripped. That man is 58 fucking years old and he is BEEFY and CUT with his veins POPPING and shit, like what the fuck my guy. All the other older dudes on the roster have well-earned squishy bits padding all their old man muscle while Billy is just hanging in there like... god damn, dude. Anyway, this is a weird feud for Darby, but I enjoy the Gunn Club for what they are and am curious to see what they do with Colten's ridiculous undefeated streak, so fuck it, let's see him fight Sting.

QT vs. CM in Chicago next week lmao okay, sure

Men of the Year telling me we haven't seen the last of American Top Team and guys. I want to like you so bad. Please don't do this.

Jade Cargill vs. Red Velvet (TBS Championship Quarterfinals): This was really good, one of the better Jade matches in THE hottest feud in the entire division at the moment (Shida/Deeb is getting close), but until I know she's not winning this whole thing, I'm having trouble thinking about anything other than how she is so not ready to be a champion yet as I'm watching her, bleh. Right now my hopes are on Thunder Rosa being the one to end her undefeated streak, maybe at Winter is Coming?? The timing would be right with her fighting Hayter next week. JUSTICE FOR RED VELVET. This time around, they did a lot more with the size difference between the two women, it was really apparent as tiny little Velvet had to climb this fucking muscle mountain and it ruled.

god cm punk is hot

Adam Cole & Bobby Fish vs. Jungle Boy & Luchasaurus: Really excellent match, lots of just good, clean, tag team rasslin' (aside from Cole being a scamp on the apron at one point). Christian chasing the Bucks around the ring with a chair like they were in a cartoon was a delight. Nick's nose ring chain makes me want to die. Adam once again just... abandons Bobby to die while he runs off with the Bucks, I can't imagine Bobby being cool with that for much longer! The pre-match interview with the four of them was really striking to me, you've got the SuperKliq reunited, but you've also got this walking reminder of all the years Adam spent away, his dual pasts merged into this new amalgam of a present for him, and I don't know if he'll be able to find a balance? Desperately mouthing 'Bobby get to the ropes' even as he retreats, like... he's TRYING, it's not that he doesn't CARE, I think his two worlds are just fundamentally incompatible and it's gonna be MESSY as he tries to bring them together. CAN'T WAIT, GOOD SHIT.

Anyway, it will have been a week tonight and guess what? Mentally:


YEAH I'M STILL HERE


What if I just order more breadsticks.