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[106] holyshitholyshitholyshit
I have so much left to do tonight, so naturally I took a two hour nap as soon as I got home from work. Lord, I needed it, though. Here's to the rest of the night, I guess?
Okay. North. HERE WE GO. I'm so excited, you guys.
The passageway ahead runs northward for some time. You may rest along the passage to eat Provisions. It then bends to the west and begins to get quite narrow. You reach a small rocky arch which you will have to stoop to get through. On the other side of the arch you pause and look around. You are in a large cavern which disappears into distant blackness. The cavern is partially lit by natural light which streams in through a hole in the roof. You cannot see a way through.
As you shine your lantern around the cavern, you hear a rumble. A dull glow flickers in the blackness. Suddenly, a jet of fire shoots from the depths of the cavern, narrowly missing you and singeing the mossy growths on the wall! You throw yourself on to the ground and look up to see a large DRAGON stalking out of the darkness towards you. Smoke curls from its nostrils. Its scaly red skin glistens with an oily covering. The beast is some fifteen metres long!
Okay. North. HERE WE GO. I'm so excited, you guys.
The passageway ahead runs northward for some time. You may rest along the passage to eat Provisions. It then bends to the west and begins to get quite narrow. You reach a small rocky arch which you will have to stoop to get through. On the other side of the arch you pause and look around. You are in a large cavern which disappears into distant blackness. The cavern is partially lit by natural light which streams in through a hole in the roof. You cannot see a way through.
As you shine your lantern around the cavern, you hear a rumble. A dull glow flickers in the blackness. Suddenly, a jet of fire shoots from the depths of the cavern, narrowly missing you and singeing the mossy growths on the wall! You throw yourself on to the ground and look up to see a large DRAGON stalking out of the darkness towards you. Smoke curls from its nostrils. Its scaly red skin glistens with an oily covering. The beast is some fifteen metres long!
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Draw your sword and prepare to attack.
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Search your memory for another means of attack.
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AND I AM gonna search my memory for another means of attack 'cause a sword versus a 15 metre dragon is a lot of fucking dragon.
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YOU CAN'T BE TOUGHER THAN THE MAZE, SCALES.
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over two months we spent in that goddamn maze
NOTHING IS TOUGHER THAN THE MAZE
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WE'RE OUT OF THE MAZE
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