merridia: (VIP sleaze.)
Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati ([personal profile] merridia) wrote2013-08-22 12:26 pm

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Holy hell, you guys, I seriously shouldn't be allowed on the internet when I have a bad day. In very related news, I'm not allowed to order anything else off of Amazon until the zillion things I have preordered all get to me over the next few months, since I'm going to be getting shit constantly, anyway. Also, thank you to everyone who replied to my crazy the other day, y'all know who you are and it actually really does help.

Think I'm going to skip working out today in order to clean house a bit before work. It's still somewhat physical, at least?


The door is locked. You may try to charge it down by rolling two dice.

It's a Skill roll! Good thing you still kick ass.

The locked door bursts open and a nauseating stench hits your nostrils. Inside the room the floor is covered with bones, rotting vegetation and slime. A wild-haired old man, clothed in rags, rushes at you screaming. His beard is long and grey, and he is waving an old wooden chair-leg. Is he simply insane as he appears, or has this been some kind of trap?

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Now what?

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Shout at him to try to calm him down.
5 (100.0%)

Draw your sword and attack him.
0 (0.0%)

effseedee: (got // small man. large shadow.)

[personal profile] effseedee 2013-08-22 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
shouting is a very calming experience for all crazy people, naturally