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Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati ([personal profile] merridia) wrote2013-04-06 08:54 am
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[195] B and E

Sleep schedule remains totally out of wack. Need a day off. Jeff Goldblum is my spirit animal.

You reach the top of the vine and scramble on to a wooden platform. A sheet made from leaves and ferns covers the entrance to a small covered living area. As you approach, the sheet is thrown back, and from behind it steps a large and hairy ape-like creature wearing only an animal-hide loin cloth. He is holding a large bone in his right hand and grunts at you. He is an APE MAN.

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Now what?

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Draw your sword and attack him.
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Jump off the platform to the ground five metres below.
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