[385] Such poor life choices

[merridia]

Seriously, guys? Did I seriously just have to flip a coin to determine whether or not you should eat some mysterious fungus next to the dead giant bug? You were so deadlocked on this issue?

I love you guys.

FUNGUS TIME.

As you reach out to break off one of the fungi, its clam-like top opens up and releases a jet of spores into your face. They irritate your skin and lumps appear on your face. Your eyes start to close as the irritation increases.

Poll #10294

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Now what?

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Ignore it and hope it will go away.
1 (12.5%)

Rub your face with leaves from a nearby plant.
2 (25.0%)

Eat the fungus.
5 (62.5%)

Comments

[not_acute]

I fucking KNEW that fungus was bad news.

[girlalmighty]

I know, right? COME ON, GUYS. NOTHING GOOD COMES OF FUNGUS.

[not_acute]

I get being adventurous, BUT ARE WE TRYING TO DIE?

[effseedee]

WHAT IS DEAD CAN NEVER DIE

[not_acute]

SHUT UP, LEE YOU DON'T KNOW

[ashkitty]

WE'RE CURIOUS, OKAY? MAYBE IT WAS GOOD FUNGUS.

(Let's try this strange plant instead! NOTHING COULD GO WRONG.)

[ravenrants]

The answer is always EAT THE FUNGUS. I mean, no one eats the berries, we know they're gonna kill us, but THE FUNGUS.